KcirredMyka♌

HellaCALI. 95'
Just a goofy ass mixed chick.

Instagram: @kcirredmyka_

"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"
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Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

(Source: redlipstickineverybloodtype, via sincerelyyrosemary)

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"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
- (via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via trishamarieee)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via trishamarieee)

robandkristen:

me showing up at your funeral 

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(via serfborts)

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